How to put more Stress into Your Life:

1. BE IMPATIENT – Remember, nothing goes as quickly as you would like it to, but it should… so whenever possible, be impatient and irritated about what’s going on.

2. WORRY MORE – When things go smoothly, understand, it’s just a “fluke” because things always spiral out of control, and that’s what you need to worry about.

3. ONLY YOU KNOW THE RIGHT WAY – Others have no idea what they are doing and it’s up to you to tell them so and while you’re at it, you should also show them their faults.

4. BE ANGRY – Why not…the whole world is inept, except you, so what’s there to be happy about. It’s much better to be angry before things happen than after the fact. Also, while angry, shouting works the best.

So if things are going a little too smoothly, you can use the above 4 “keys” to put more stress in your life, and I guarantee that they work

– Dr. Vik, The Culture King